Trump Caught on Hot Mic Calling Nancy Pelosi a ‘Stupid B*tch’


Everyone loves our dear leader, President Donald Trump because he speaks the truth and tells it like it is. So when he was recorded calling Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi a “stupid b*tch” on a microphone he thought was turned off, his legions of brilliant supporters were thrilled.

Waiting for a press conference to start, Trump dragged his fat carcass over to a microphone that he thought wouldn’t be turned on until the questions started. He just loves posing in front of microphones — he thinks they make him look “presidential.”

Accompanying him to the lectern was Stephen Miller, grandson of Joseph Goebbels and possibly the most racist turd in the administration. They made small talk, which for Trump consists of insulting women, especially powerful women who are much smarter than he will ever be.

On the recording, which has been released to Fox News since it’ll make his supporters all tingly in their hateful parts, Trump said, 

Stephen Miller was visibly aroused by this hateful language about the most powerful woman in the United States government, which for Stephen Miller means sticking his arm out in a Heil Hitler salute and praising his overlord for having such powerful convictions.

We asked Speaker Pelosi’s office for a comment in response to being called a “stupid b*tch” by impeached President Trump.

Sandy Batt, her longtime spokeswoman, laughed so hard she peed a little when she heard the recording.

The vice president said on ‘Fox & Friends’ Wednesday morning that, ‘It felt like it,’  when asked if the speaker had planned her move ahead of time.

‘Pelosi, in the final moments, tried to make it about her. And I think the American people see through it. I think they see through the pettiness, they see through the politics of all of it,’ Pence said.

A spokesperson for Pelosi insisted that her ripping up the text of Donald Trump’s speech was not pre-planned.


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